Archive for April, 2007

DJ Report: Tiesto @ Alexandra Palace

Loud Sound presents Tiesto ‘Elements of Life’ World Tour:

In March 2007 the Dutch master will be releasing his third artist album ‘Elements of Life’ and to support this momentous milestone he will be setting sail on a world tour with just one UK stop at the palatial and suitably grandiose Alexandra Palace. Renowned for his spectacular stage shows and breathtaking production this leg of the tour looks sure to raise the standards yet again with his most visually and aurally stunning show to date.

I had a great night at Ally Pally. Tiesto did his thing, I did mine, lol. On the night, the only thing bigger than Tiesto was the queue… fecken ridiculous (English queues, WTF)! After a 1.5 hour wait in the cool night’s breeze and sneaking through a few barriers, we were fortunate enough to be in the door by 12.03, to see Tiesto fire up the decks up at 12.07.

Phew, we made it. I would’ve throttled someone had we missed out on Tiesto’s master entrance, pyrotechnics and all. Being a true trance fan I have no real complaints, although the VIP tickets appeared to be a bit of a con job; why would you want to be in the VIP room when Tiesto was on stage? Plus, you still had to queue for hours. The pill pushers (PILLS PILLS PILLS?) were a bit annoying also – get a life fu*kers!

A handful of Tiesto’s new tracks were performed live by Julie Thompson, Christian Burns and the voice that is JES. More highlights included classic tunes by Binary Finary, Felix, Vincent De Moor and Ayla, along with Tiesto classics like Lethal Industry. The final segment of Tiesto’s mammoth six hour set got my best juices flowing… well into sunrise until closing time, 6.09am.

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Dude, he speaks English

During the middle of the set, Tiesto took some time out to thank the crowd before dropping his trademark remix of Silence, by Delerium. Yah, this really was awesome… a big surprise indeed!

Compared to Brixton Academy, 2006?

My gut suggests that the two events were very similar, yet physically quite different. Brixton was definitely more packed, versus Ally Pally with its vast spaces and enhanced effects (lighting, fireworks, bigger visuals). I did miss Brixton’s upper level, which provided an alternative perspective on the DJ set below. However, Ally Pally’s ice-cream, donuts and glow-stick stalls gets the big thumbs up.

I managed to trump last years efforts by arriving home 20 minutes earlier, at 7.40am. It’s definitely worth staying for the entire concert, since buses and the tube don’t run any earlier.

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Cost:

  • Tickets: £32 + £3 (fee) + £1.50 (postage) = £36.50
  • Bottle of water from the bar: £2.50
  • Tiesto sweatband: £5 (White with blue Nyana logo)
  • Brazilian donut: £1.50 (Caramel filling)

Will Tiesto make it three years in a row? Will I?

Until next time… ravers unite.

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Stonehenge plus a taste of Bath

Easta’ weekend

The four day weekend went to plan without too much fuss, with the inevitable feeling of “…it’s just not long enough”. The weather was great (for tennis) plus I enjoyed some superb sights and tasty treats.

Mmm… stones you cannot touch

Stonehenge is more than just a bunch of rocks – it’s a bunch of big, dusty rocks with a deep and meaningful history. However, if you’re looking for the deep and meaningful stuff, you best be asking the next guy. As far as I’m aware, Stonehenge may have been the barbeque area of Celtic giants; or what I think is more plausible – linked to UFO’s and crop circles. I’ve seen the aerial photos in the guide book – some scary sh*t. One hour was enough to get some interesting yet rather morbid photos of upright rocks. Nice.

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Mmm… a taste of Bath

Wow, Bath is really what it sounds like… lots of baths and hot water! Bath totally blew me away (I’m so ignorant as I had no idea) – a fantastic looking place even in the short three hours we were there. The Roman Bath Museum was top notch, plus we got to taste some Bath water for 50 pence. Disgusting! Chris said it tasted like money, I said it tasted like dead blood… either way it was worth a try (but never again). Chris downed it in a flash… ahh it’s good for ya!

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Bath is famous for it’s Sally Lunn buns. The clotted cream was more yellow and buttery than I’d expected, but tasty nevertheless. Mmm the bun was freshly toasted with lemon curd :)

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The journey home

It took three hours to get from London to Stonehenge and two hours to return from Bath. I managed to sample Tiesto’s new Album on the journey home – “Elements of Life”. I can happily say the new album is very refreshing, despite mixed reviews on the web. It’s Tiesto, it’s trance… but agreed, it’s heavily stylised with house and tech beats. House – well this takes me back to my roots; tech/minimal – aurally quite interesting and something to go forth with. Now that I’ve done my homework on the album, I’m totally getting amped for the huge event next week – Tiesto @ Alexandra Palace.

Cost analysis:

  • Tour: £39 (Anderson Tours, including all entrance fees!)
  • Cream tea: £6 (Sally Lunn)
  • Bath water: £0.50
  • Souvenirs: £12 (including a “Bath” pumice stone)

Total: £57.50 for a relaxing day outside of the ‘Don

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Banana fools!*

Introducing the Banana Guard… an all plastic protector case, allowing you the freedom to take your banana with you, where ever you may go. Rest assured, your precious elongated fruit will not never turn bad on you, ever again.

So why the Banana Guard? A fantastic birthday gift of course. In this case, the most thoughtful and practical gifts are also the most offensive. I like offensive. Check this bad boy out…

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It’s got enough girth for you to grip comfortably in your hand (perhaps a bit thick for younger kids, who these are marketed at) and it’s curvature allows you to slide in a multitude of differently sized bananas – one size really does fit all. Plus it comes in an array of great colours – mine of course is classic, real-deal “mellow yellow”. I can’t wait to take this baby through customs, after the cucumber fiasco a few months back (stick em up or I’ll eat it!?).

I totally endorse the Banana Guard – having the freshest and firmest banana in town is something for lesser minions to marvel at.

(*) It’s april the first today, hence the title… but this review is no joke. Get the real-deal, Banana Guard (Version 2.0).

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